Keeping Up with Kim (Kardashian)

Posted on 08 November 2011



For those of you unconcerned with important national events or who have been living in the dark following the freak October northeastern snow storm, you may be shocked to learn that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce just 72 days after her ballyhooed wedding to NBA star (?) Kris Humphries!  Any long-term impacts on world financial markets have not yet been revealed.


Having made millions on the broadcast rights and raked in a considerable amount in wedding gifts, Kim has decided to donate a comparatively paltry $200 thousand from her haul to the Dream Foundation.  Having taken in almost $18 million from the wedding and paid zero (that’s right, everything from the invitations to the gowns and reception were provided gratis for this made-for-cable-TV wedding), Kim’s magnanimity to the poor ranks slightly below that of Bernie Madoff.


In addition, Kim intends keeping the 20.5 carat diamond ring valued at nearly $2 million that her ex-hubby Humphries gave her at the time of their engagement!  Perhaps, Kris didn’t pay for that either.


Kim is the daughter of attorney and music producer, the late Robert Kardashian who unlike Kim actually earned his money.  Marital infidelity by Kim’s mom, Kris, led to the divorce of her birth parents.  Eventually, Kris hooked another sap, former Olympian Bruce Jenner.


Kim partied through her young adulthood on the LA socialite circuit with close lifelong friend Paris Hilton (as they say, birds of a feather flock together).  She married music producer Damon Thomas in 2000 and divorced him in 2004.  Now a two-time loser at marriage, Kim’s public persona skyrocketed in 2007 with the release of a home sex video featuring Kim and R&B singer Ray J (the Kardashian women know what the public wants).


 If you’re still reading this article, you’re probably wondering about the nature of the society in which we live, a culture in which the average American is descending into poverty while those with low moral and ethical standards, like Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, and Charlie Sheen, laugh all the way to the bank.


This cult of personality and societal preoccupation with the lewd, lascivious, shocking, and just plain bizarre is another indication of the demise of our country and the world.  While it is human nature to stare at a train wreck or natural disaster, it is utter foolishness to pay to do so.  Yet, if you watch cable or satellite television or, God forbid, purchase a product endorsed or sold by one of these so-called celebrities (what is it we’re celebrating?), you are supporting their hedonistic lifestyles.


So, stop reading this article!  Cancel your cable or satellite subscription!  And, boycott all products endorsed or sold by those who reap riches at the expense of the morons whose lives are so devoid of stimulation or purpose that they actually care about the life of Kim Kardashian or any other celebrity! 






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2 Responses to “Keeping Up with Kim (Kardashian)”

  1. Amy Wyman says:

    Actress Edie Falco of Sopranos fame said it best a few months ago; then got slammed for by the very press that elevates these losers to queenly status. Edie demanded to know “who these girls are to have achieved fame” (she was speaking of Kim K. and Paris H.). Edie wanted to know what contribution they had made to society. She all but called them “wastes of life” so I’ll save her the trouble and say it for her. These b**ches are just that, wastes of life and anybody who wastes their time following them needs to get a life of their own.

  2. Cherene says:

    I never understood why people cared or wanted to follow people like this. The Paris Hilton’s and Kim K.’s of the world are being made famous by us. They have never made any real contribution to society, or made a difference in this world unless you count cheap smelling perfume lines as a contribution, spare me! Their lives have been solely about spending Daddys money, partying, dating, shopping and trying to cover up their sex tape scandals, police arrests, and STD’s that went public. God forbid they aren’t wearing lip gloss in their mug shots! “OOO EMMM GEEEEE,” “Thats not hot!” LOL! I am with Edio Falco too, what a waste of life these girls are!


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