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Thought-Provoking One Liners

Posted on 29 November 2009


I received the following in an email.  Enjoy!

 

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!  Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life!

1 - Stop Watch

 

2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a lion not to attack because you are a vegetarian.

2 - Child Shushing

 

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and the clothes we wear, but what we are inside.  So, try going out naked tomorrow and experience the admiration!

3 - Magnet

 

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world.  Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!  That’s called Attitude.  Keep on rockin’!

4 - Dog & Puppy

 

5. Every woman hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

5 - Woman

 

6. He was a good man.  He never smoked, drank, or had an affair.  When he died, the life insurance company refused the claim.  They said, “he who never lived cannot die!”

6 - Girls in Cage

 

7. So many options for suicide:  poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, etc.  But, we chose Marriage, the slow and sure route.

7 - Just Married

 

8. Only 20% of boys have brains.  The rest have girlfriends!

8 - Conversation

 

9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive, or married to someone else!

 

10. “Drinking is our biggest enemy” – Jawaharlal Nehru.  “We should learn to love our enemies” – Mahatma Gandhi.  Now, whom should we follow and which should we choose?

9 - Love Your Enemies

 

11. 10% of motor vehicle accidents are due to drunken driving.  That means that it is logical to conclude that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!





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5 Responses to “Thought-Provoking One Liners”

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